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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Little Johnny said, "He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it." Curious, the teacher asked, "And where did you learn that, Johnny?" "From my Daddy," said Johnny. "Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him, 'Jesus Christ! Why don't you learn how to drive?'"

Q How do you make holy waterA from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.

Who designed Noahs arkAn arkitect Religious jokes from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Who designed Noah's ark? An ark-itect !

Whats the moral of the story about from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !

Who was the best actor in the from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !

Three Pastors from the south were having from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"

Who is the fastest runner in historyAdam from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

What did Adam do when he wanted from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.

At what time of day was Adam from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

Whats black and white black and white from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A nun rolling down a hill.

Jill Have you read the Bible Jack from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.

Examiner I think you know very little from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage? Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.' Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another? Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like. Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

What do you get when you cross from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!

The congregation was sitting and waiting for from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher to began his sermon when two masked men burst into the church and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bullet for Jesus better leave now." More than half of the congregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their masks, sat in the front row and said, "Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All the hyprocrites are gone."

Morris was passing a small courtyard and from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'. White-robed people were kneeling before the altar chanting hymns to The Great Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness, and The Big Zero in the Sky. Morris turned to a white-robed observer beside him and wispered, .... ...... "Is Nothing Sacred?"

At the first session of a conversion from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

Knowing that the minister was very fond from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the pastor acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."

An old rabbi is talking with one from Flashcomment Religious jokes Jokes
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend. "How did you do that?" The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, "I performed three marriages." The friend looks at him quizically. "Seven?" he asks. "I could understand six, but..." "What do you think" says the rabbi, "that I do this for free?"